World's Fastest Sloth launches on Kickstarter January 13. Join the waitlist for early access.
World's Fastest Sloth
A Christian children's book challenging today's confusing ideas - with humor, truth, and heart.
World's Fastest Sloth
A values-centered, satirical picture book that helps parents teach truth in a culture full of mixed messages.
The story follows Slowas Molasses .....
undefeated champion of the sloth 1-Meter Dash
....until a cheetah tries to join the sloth race.
It's fun. It's funny. And it opens the door for important conversations.
The book will be available exclusively through a Kickstarter preorder campaign beginning January 13, 2026.
Why the Kickstarter Launch Matters
Kickstarter is how we take preorders to fund the first printing of the book.
Nothing prints until the campaign ends -
which means preorder support directly determines:
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How many books get printed
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Whether extra rewards can be unlocked
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How quickly the book gets into parents' hands.
Joining the waitlist does NOT obligate you to buy anything - it simply ensures you get the preorder link and launch-day access before the campaign goes public.
Join the Waitlist for Early Access
By signing up, you'll receive:
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The Kickstarter link the moment the campaign opens
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Launch-day pricing before it's public
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Early updates, sneak peeks, and behind-the-scenes art
Sneak Peek Inside the Book
About Tangled Tales
Tangled Tales creates Christian, convservative children's books designed to help parents teach biblical truth in a world full of confusing messages. Each story blends humor, heart, and a strong values-based lesson rooted in a biblical worldview.